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Max P

A ginger fucker obsessed with painting on his abs and taking advantage of any woman within a 100 mile radius. A guy who should be thrown in prison and made the house slut.
Don't be such a Max P, no means no
by np_3095 September 11, 2022
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Max

Max

Max is a tall and handsome guy, with teeny to zero sence of humor. He is a damn good driver but rather adventurous and dangerous. He is also the guy who will rage in the car and spam on the horn if he will get angry for whatever reason.

For example: -Babe who is this w*nker who spams on the horn for 10 minutes?
-He gotta be Max. He is probably angry because of the traffic jam
Example: -Babe who is this w*nker who spams on the horn for 10 minutes?
-He gotta be Max. He is probably angry because of the traffic jam
by Dr Thanjøs November 26, 2021
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Thanos Maxxing

When your dick turns purple due to excessive gooning, causing a lack of circulation and immerse bruising to your dick.
Gabby "Hey Luke how was your night yesterday I heard some weird noises coming from your room?"

Luke "Oh thats my bad I was Thanos Maxxing to your instagram last night. That shit turned purple"
by subiebrz2013 April 27, 2025
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max felipe lopez

Hey guys my names max felipe lopez and I go to Guatemala
by anonymous March 7, 2022
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Anita Max wynn

Something very zesty said by Drake on a stream
Ladies with gentle hands, this is my alter ego. Anita Max Wynn.”
by ilovecolbybrock December 27, 2023
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max drummey

a beautiful, beautiful man who makes one half of the amazing band chester french!

he looks so good you just wanna lick his face *licks*
person a: hmmm max drummey i just want to lick his face

person b: ew wasn't that the guy that was married to peaches geldof for 156 days ?

person a: yes i am incredibley jealous of the 156 days she spent licking his face
by chesterfrenchchar October 4, 2009
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Max Timmis

An organism commonly associated with homosexual and re-enactments of popular internet sensations such as; memes, vines and other associated videos and Fortnite Dances. They tend to omit a pungent smell due to lack of showing. A being which is rarely sighted doing any form of work and can often been found playing games.
Have A Shower stop being a Max Timmis!

REVISE! Stop playing games Max Timmis🤢
by yourfavouritebrown June 24, 2019
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