joe: yo bro i just broke my bedroom door
joe 2: i guess that's how the keyboard works
joe: bro i literally can't sleep at night stfu
joe 2: i guess that's how the keyboard works
joe: bro i literally can't sleep at night stfu
by the blaster. August 17, 2023
example 1: aubrey plaza really said that she didn't care about marvel and that she just want(ed) to work with kathryn hahn and they just ended up making out in agatha all along lmao
example 2:
person 1: so she just asked me if I want to work with kathryn hahn tonight.....
person 2: omg girl you better get ready then
example 2:
person 1: so she just asked me if I want to work with kathryn hahn tonight.....
person 2: omg girl you better get ready then
by motherhahn November 04, 2024
If you valued you children's lives AT ALL you would stop listening to Jordan Peterson. I'm retiring.
Hym "I have already carried the cart further that you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids ever will. I lifted the cart up with one hand and threw it up the mountain and now you are all walking to catch up. No work requirements because this isn't a government hand-out it's due compensation for my property. You don't get to tell me what I do with my free time and I will work if I feel like working and I won't if I don't. Maybe I'll get a job as a pornstar and give hope to all the baby dicks one filthy tattooed onlyfans girl at a time."
by Hym Iam June 03, 2025
by Novik5712 September 09, 2022
“When a woman performs oral sex on a man, but she’s wearing make up. The idea is that over time, some of the make up comes off when it’s done.”
by Glenn Quagmire69 November 09, 2020
Guy1: I fucking hate biology class, I be working ass and cheek every damn day I'm there, and the teacher barely does her part. She didn't even read the questions.
Guy2: Yeah, I got 6 questions done when she told us that we should be finished, and I was working faster than most people.
Guy2: Yeah, I got 6 questions done when she told us that we should be finished, and I was working faster than most people.
by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022
by Lil Dick Game May 18, 2018