Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

A boy who is always slow but very loveable and the best boyfriend ever gives the best hugs cuz he’s a bit chubby but very handsome
by Babykkk November 22, 2021

When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!
My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!
by Ironhead chicken choker March 24, 2024

To get ripped off so badly in a trade to the point that you’re forced to hear about it for the next 4 years in your fantasy football league with no end in sight.
by Javi305 October 10, 2019

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Willy movements is basically when you know the gender of someone sitting next to you, without looking at them, as you can sense the willy movements. It can also be used in many other ways, like when your friend accidentally touched your moving willy, when you're running, etc.
"Hey, did you see who you got sat next to in lesson?"
"Nah, I didn't look, but I know it's a boy."
"How?"
"I could sense the Willy movements."
"Hahahaha, I accidentally touched your willy, I could feel the willy movements"
"Nah, I didn't look, but I know it's a boy."
"How?"
"I could sense the Willy movements."
"Hahahaha, I accidentally touched your willy, I could feel the willy movements"
by JuJu Magic October 19, 2022

by Bubbas bubbles June 5, 2019
