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Short tie

noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"

"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
by mm_16 January 7, 2024
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yancy short

yancy short is as short as a duende
by ryshege September 4, 2021
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Short

It's what my gf is
Man my gf is so short
by Thefrogs March 19, 2021
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Short Italian

There name usually starts with an A, they are a great person. Very funny but sometimes also a jerk, they are very short as why they are short Italian. They usually have very many friends and are very accepting. They live in canada as well, I hope to be friends with a short Italian. If you meet one remember to bring up fortnite cause thats there only hobby
Me: Hey short Italian
Them: Tf Is a short Italian?
Me: You,check urban dictonary dumbass 🙄
by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021
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short gold

Some one who's short and has gold on him everyday
by Short gold June 21, 2017
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National kiss short girls day

National kiss short girls day is a day you have to kiss a short girl or you wont be living very long after that day this day is january the tenth
Boy: do you know what day it is

Shorty: no why
Boy: it is National kiss short girls day
by Do-or-die January 9, 2024
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short caught

When a girl sits on the ground in the shorts so you can see her thighs and buttcheeks. If they sit the other way you their vagina
"Shit man, did you see Jenny!! I totally short caught her!!
by The romancer April 2, 2014
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