South Philly Special

The act of consuming a large container of Chickie’s and Pete’s Crab Fries and immediately proceeding to finger your own asshole.

Person 1: Man, this bathroom line is really long!

Person 2: Yeah, I think the guy in stall 3 is giving himself a South Philly Special!

by Tony DiNardos July 16, 2023

Lazlo Special Needs

Origin: Somalia

Head: Bald
Skills: Mad
profession: Greatness

Is there nothing that Lazlo Special Needs cannot do?

by L.S.Needs July 28, 2023

Dirt Road Special

A no wipe post diarrhea butthole party (wet or dried). May include : Anal, RimJob, Fingering, and Face-sitting.

Even though she had the runs from eating week old warm tuna casserole, she was feelin' it. I decided to give her the ol' Dirt Road Special, and boy was it dirty. I was cleaning the crust out of my foreskin for an hour.

by KaxMlein February 8, 2021

The Tom Brady Special

Fully making out with your kid until they have to push you away because they can't breath.

Mom: There's our high school graduate!
Daughter: Hi Mom! Hey Dad!
Dad: Come here so I can give you The Tom Brady Special!

by isuCkATspeLiNG February 16, 2021

Special Occasion Bone

When you are in a relationship and you are obliged to have sex because it's a special occasion (i.e. anniversary, birthday etc.)

I'll be getting a special occasion bone from my wife since it's my birthday!

by Jokeboy83 April 23, 2021

The Curious George Special

When one abducts and drugs another, dresses them in a yellow suit and hat, handcuffs them to a chimpanzee, and at the moment of them regaining consciousness, dumps them out of the back of a cargo van into the middle of a populated city street.

Bro-ham wouldn't share his bagel bites, so we gave him "The Curious George Special".

by Aborro Watabonosk January 11, 2022

Thee Thor Special

the insertion of a charging cord into the tip of male genitals, while the charger is plugged into the wall.

G Bizzle, did you do Thee Thor Special again?

by coochiekong May 16, 2022