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monk fruit daddy

A more wholesome, wellness-conscious version of a sugar daddy. Instead of buying you designer bags and champagne, he’s gifting you collagen supplements, organic groceries, and a gym membership.
He doesn’t just pay my rent, he pays for my therapy, my green juice, and my gym. That's a monk fruit daddy.
by surprise shark May 7, 2025
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Yum Fruit

by JAMJAMJOM January 19, 2023
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Fruit Loops

“they wake em up at 5am for Fruit Loops.”
by DopeChild77 June 28, 2022
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Poop Flavoured Fruit Loops.
As I reached my home, the air suddenly sent a chill down my spine. I saw my wife, using another mans Dark Souls Rod while eating Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops.
by PikBoi June 12, 2020
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Fruit snacker

Men who have a unique taste in life, often enjoy fruity things.
Preston always was a fruit snacker, just look at his squared truck.
by Hlajdix2904 February 19, 2021
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bubble fruit

A little circular juicy nugget that squeezes itself out of the rectum when the anus is being pleasured by another's tongue and/or mouth.
A bubble fruit promptly plopped into his mouth as he sucked on that booty hole.
by Buurt Macklin August 7, 2022
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Fruit punch fountain

When your girl is on her period, and you lay under her while smashing her vagina with a long fat dildo. When she's about to cum, take out the dildo, and let the blood pour out into your face
"Yo Amy gave me a taste of her fruit punch fountain last night."
by Ghangis swan February 6, 2015
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