A more wholesome, wellness-conscious version of a sugar daddy. Instead of buying you designer bags and champagne, he’s gifting you collagen supplements, organic groceries, and a gym membership.
He doesn’t just pay my rent, he pays for my therapy, my green juice, and my gym. That's a monk fruit daddy.
by surprise shark May 7, 2025
Get the monk fruit daddymug. by JAMJAMJOM January 19, 2023
Get the Yum Fruitmug. by DopeChild77 June 28, 2022
Get the Fruit Loopsmug. Poop Flavoured Fruit Loops.
As I reached my home, the air suddenly sent a chill down my spine. I saw my wife, using another mans Dark Souls Rod while eating Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops.
by PikBoi June 12, 2020
Get the Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loopsmug. by Hlajdix2904 February 19, 2021
Get the Fruit snackermug. A little circular juicy nugget that squeezes itself out of the rectum when the anus is being pleasured by another's tongue and/or mouth.
by Buurt Macklin August 7, 2022
Get the bubble fruitmug. When your girl is on her period, and you lay under her while smashing her vagina with a long fat dildo. When she's about to cum, take out the dildo, and let the blood pour out into your face
by Ghangis swan February 6, 2015
Get the Fruit punch fountainmug.