Captain carrot

Jewish superhero who protects the 3047

Help me captain carrot

by Roughyy99 August 21, 2020

drum captain

A guy who is usually a huge dick. One becomes drum captain because of seniority, regardless of musical skill. The band director usually lets the drum captain get away with anything. Assigns himself the best parts in songs while everybody else gets shit on and put on cymbals.

Drum Captain: Hey, I'm putting you on bells despite the fact you're a better musician than I am for this song while me and my friends are gonna play snare.

Other Percussionist: Dude, fuck you. Bells only play for 13 measures in the entire song.

Captain: But you can read music.

Percussionist: Not my fault you can't.

Captain: You're a faggot.

Percussion: At least I'm not a huge dick.

by Pkshn April 26, 2014

Mike Ostroski Is Captain Underpants

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Mike Ostroski Is Captain Underpants

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 27, 2025

The AA’er DC captain

A motherfuckin 9 year old that paid to get DC and AA’ed raddleton

He also sends nudes to his friends in preschool

Hey look, it’s The AA’er DC captain let’s go fuck that bitch up.

Bet his mom is sucking his dick

by Jacob Santanio January 15, 2019

vice captain

Given to someone who is desperate to be captain but isn’t good enough. Usually given out of pity. No one pays attention to them no matter how much they want it.

He is a classic vice captain.

by harryglynn123 December 2, 2017

Captain Guyliner

Regina's name for Killian Jones. This happens because Killian (OUAT character) wears eyeliner and he is hot!

Regina: I'm stuck with you and Captain Guyliner making eyes at each other.
Emma: We're not making eyes at each other

by beholdtherollyjoger January 12, 2018

Captain's Ride

The experience of using a toilet; a take on the term "throne" when referring to a toilet.

How was the Captain's Ride; How was the shit you just took

by gtothaBLA October 13, 2011