Noah is the coolest and drippiest kid you’ll ever meet. He’s the kind of boy everyone either wants to be or be friends with. He has major golden retriever energy while rocking the sickest clothes. He’s goofy and lovable and enjoys flexing his car and ‘chilling’. He’s a caring friend and a loyal and sweet boyfriend. Everyone needs a Noah.
“Who’s that kid dripped out in Chrome Hearts?”
“That’s Noah, duh!”
“I just fell in love at first sight!”
“That must have been Noah!”
“That’s Noah, duh!”
“I just fell in love at first sight!”
“That must have been Noah!”
by Unknownseaotter February 12, 2023

by Bsksks September 27, 2019

also known noah smegma and noah smiggles.
wanted member of the italian mafia and will rape anyone he sees.
wanted member of the italian mafia and will rape anyone he sees.
by thugbootycalc June 16, 2025

by thicccows1234 April 7, 2022

Nicole: A Noah is a guy who is the incredibly smart dumbass and the gezzer in the class. A guy we would definitly miss so fuckin much and a gezeer that we would never ever forget.
Sam: A Noah has the biggest ass ever its even bigger than adam,s.
Guille: A Noah is are the biggest gezeer in this world but I'm going to miss you. If you're reding this, your bed is very comfy.O yes I almoust forgot(FUCK YOU!!)
Adrian: A chill, matured bastard who is too kind to others and a good teacher for maths, not the most athletic guy I,ve seen tho
Sam: A Noah has the biggest ass ever its even bigger than adam,s.
Guille: A Noah is are the biggest gezeer in this world but I'm going to miss you. If you're reding this, your bed is very comfy.O yes I almoust forgot(FUCK YOU!!)
Adrian: A chill, matured bastard who is too kind to others and a good teacher for maths, not the most athletic guy I,ve seen tho
by Guille gezeer November 23, 2021

That one kid on Xbox who roasts you so hard you can’t be mad at him, he only has one but but he can still duck your bitch
Freind1: yo who’s online
Friend2: only that faggot Noah
Freind1: dude don’t invite him he keeps calling himself my dad after he had sex with my mom
Friend2: only that faggot Noah
Freind1: dude don’t invite him he keeps calling himself my dad after he had sex with my mom
by Cheez-them April 14, 2020

by Smallman57 June 18, 2020
