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Noah

Noah is the coolest and drippiest kid you’ll ever meet. He’s the kind of boy everyone either wants to be or be friends with. He has major golden retriever energy while rocking the sickest clothes. He’s goofy and lovable and enjoys flexing his car and ‘chilling’. He’s a caring friend and a loyal and sweet boyfriend. Everyone needs a Noah.
“Who’s that kid dripped out in Chrome Hearts?”
“That’s Noah, duh!”

“I just fell in love at first sight!”
“That must have been Noah!”
by Unknownseaotter February 12, 2023
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Noah

Noah steals your diamonds and armor in minecraft :(
by Bsksks September 27, 2019
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noah smeriglio

also known noah smegma and noah smiggles.

wanted member of the italian mafia and will rape anyone he sees.
steven: noah smeriglio
by thugbootycalc June 16, 2025
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Noah

Noah is a crazy little chicken nugget with long hair. champion is his favorite brand.
by thicccows1234 April 7, 2022
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Noah

Nicole: A Noah is a guy who is the incredibly smart dumbass and the gezzer in the class. A guy we would definitly miss so fuckin much and a gezeer that we would never ever forget.
Sam: A Noah has the biggest ass ever its even bigger than adam,s.
Guille: A Noah is are the biggest gezeer in this world but I'm going to miss you. If you're reding this, your bed is very comfy.O yes I almoust forgot(FUCK YOU!!)
Adrian: A chill, matured bastard who is too kind to others and a good teacher for maths, not the most athletic guy I,ve seen tho
You use Noah to say FUCK YOU GEZEER
by Guille gezeer November 23, 2021
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Noah

That one kid on Xbox who roasts you so hard you can’t be mad at him, he only has one but but he can still duck your bitch
Freind1: yo who’s online

Friend2: only that faggot Noah

Freind1: dude don’t invite him he keeps calling himself my dad after he had sex with my mom
by Cheez-them April 14, 2020
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Noah

The biggest Retard you’ll ever meet. Complete fuck up. And he has a tiny penis.
by Smallman57 June 18, 2020
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