chipping the wood

the act of masturbating through the instrumentation of pain or harmful tools to receive pleasure

man you seen Ricardo? ''no he must be chipping the wood''

by blackrain3 March 25, 2010

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spinning chip

Something you say when your friend asks you to make him/her laugh. Note: your friend likes random jokes.

"Spinning chip doesn't work on me because I am immune to random jokes."

by seamenmonster69 August 9, 2023

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A Chip Of Fun

To add aome sugar to a boring situation and make it fun.

I was waiting for a meeting yesterday and while I was waiting I had to be in this room coleyeley separate from the rest of the office in a scary and abandoned office place. So I decided to put on a play for everyone else waiting too. We all had so much of a chip of fun!

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

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Chips

A word used in the Uptown section of the Bronx to describe somebody being ugly.

Yo Aaliyah that nigga that you fucking with us deadass Chips.

by Tee balla September 28, 2021

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Chip hauler

A person and a truck driver that hauls chips to a paper mill. Most Chip haulers are trashy ass backwoods people. Areas like Ruffin and Smoaks, SC. They try to get all of the pussy in Colleton County. Very nice man

Those chip haulers are taking all of the pussy in Walterboro

by Cottageville cream cake May 21, 2022

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The CMU Chip-Dip

A Mount Pleasant classic where some desperate freshman rims your cornhole at a tailgate party behind Kelly/Shorts Stadium — while you’re bent over a cooler full of Natty Light — leaving your balloon knot looking like French onion dip after finals week.

“Swear to God, Dylan got the CMU Chip-Dip during Homecoming. One second he’s shotgunning a Busch, next second some sorority chick’s got him spread wider than Mission Street potholes, tossing his salad.”

by Franqky24 June 17, 2025

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