Shark

A shark is usually a shorter, highly attractive Hispanic male who has somewhat of a dad bod (large arms, chest, etc.) and yet has muscle.

“Omg David is such a shark I bet he could pick me up”

by Maneaterx3 August 2, 2024

Shark waffle

Means nothing, But when someone is pissed off since u said words, and there being a liberal snowflake offended at life.

He/She.. only 2 genders of life, like chopping balls off a male dog doesn't make it a female dog with a dick. You punk bitch Shark Waffle

by Raymondpyro October 24, 2022

Puddle Shark

Sharks that live in puddles rather than the ocean. An adaptive behaviour in preparation for global warming and increasing chances of securing food. The % chance of seeing a puddle shark is low but not zero.

Just watch your feet in that water, that looks large enough to house a puddle shark

by KRoo May 19, 2024

Shark

A scary, mean thing that is huge and will eat anything they see. (Including humans) They usually prey during the day and they love to swim.

A SHARK is very mean.

by Ry-Ry 123 August 31, 2020

Shark bait

The action of pulling your cock out in the ocean and wiggling it around like a worm so a fish comes up and eats it and drags you through the water and rips your cock off

Me: aye bro tryna go shark fishing
Bro: yea imma try out this new move called Shark Bait

by WIFFL3S67 November 8, 2025

Millennial Shark

Online e-daters that will slowly break apart hopelessly, they make bad jokes, send each other furry pictures, and are furries that have met from a fish game . Useless minor e-daters with no life.

They are such a Millennial shark, they will never progress any further.

by mah2220 May 1, 2022

Whale Shark

1. Shark that functions similarly to a whale, despite not being one

2. Slang term to qualify someone absurdly fat or, more generally, nerds and weebs

1. I saw a whale shark near a bunch of remoras!

2. Ugh, that person on discord keeps correcting me, what a whale shark...

by ultra_Purple October 17, 2021