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Rule 127

If something is invincible it cannot be killed. So, if you killed something invincible it was not invincible. Therefore it was NEVER invincible.
Random Man: Kill the invincible dragon.

Me: Rule 127..

Random Man: Oh... Right...
by UpgradedGir November 25, 2011
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The Rules of Smoking Weed

The unwritten street rules of smoking weed in groups or circles, usually broken by rookie smokers. Without these, it would be anarchy. Does not apply if you are smoking something to your face. These rules are not in any specific order.

- Rollers Rights are always in effect
- The person who purchased or chips in the most money for the weed always gets to roll
- You cannot complain about the weed being bush if you did not chip any money in to buy it
- Calling out deuce before the joint is rolled up results in getting bitch place (last in line)
- If smoking a blunt, no one is allowed to back down
- If smoking a blunt, no one is allowed to take baby-tokes
- Rookies acting paranoid will result in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Dropping the the blunt or spliff results in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Not "ringing" a canoeing blunt with saliva to fix it results in a punch in the arm from the rest of the group
- Always smoke it down to the last toke
- What happens in the smoking circle stays in the smoking circle (unless it was way too funny)
*Rookie drops the blunt, gets punched by everybody*
Rookie: Why?!?!?!?!
Me: Don't you know The Rules of Smoking Weed? Don't ever drop the blunt!
by whats_a_pseudonym2 January 6, 2009
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Rule of Thumb

During coitus, if you're ready to move from the pink to the stink, but you're not sure if she's into it, you can always gently mash your strongest thumb into her butthole, as if to say, "What do you think?" If she smiles or goes with it, trade your thumb for your cock Indiana Jones style.
SHORT ROUND: Dr. Jones, is that your thumb!
DR JONES: No... not anymore according to the rule of thumb.
by Strangling Jack April 30, 2010
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Rule 413

Rule 413 is: Everything is Homestuck.

All of the things.
All of them.
Alpha: I saw these really cool things the other day, they came in all sorts of colours, and they-
Beta: NO DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT COLOURS!!!
Alpha: What's wrong?
Beta: Rule 413..!!!!
Alpha: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to trigger you!
Beta: My feels..!
by Thoor Tayret March 22, 2013
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rule #3

Dilly: I don't like ur pants
C-SPAN: rule #3
by mdeneverdies June 23, 2018
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party rule

An unspoken rule that should be followed at all times, without exception.
The number one party rule is: never snitch on anyone.
by Eternity333 February 27, 2007
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moscow rules

Description of severe consequences for repeating gossip.
"I'll tell you the scoop but this can't ever get out. You know, Moscow Rules: You talk, you die." - Miss Simmons
by stauffenator October 30, 2009
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