purple-headed-womb-ferret 

A Human or ape like creatures:

penis, shlong, bazooka, trouser-snake, walls pork sausage, hammer, babys arm . . . . .

1) 'Woah, have you seen the size of his purple-headed-womb-ferret?'
2) 'See you guys later, i'm off to stab the wife with the purple-headed-womb-ferret'

purple-headed-womb-ferret by wiggagigga July 18, 2011

Purple Meth Groundhog 

The EXACT reverse of "Seat Check". When one sais "Purple Meth Groundhog" they make any seat check invalid. No matter the seats location.

Ryan said seat check but Aidan swiftly claimed Purple Meth Groundhog and Ryan lost his seat.

Purple Meth Groundhog by Fender001 January 10, 2012

purple dust 

New Drug that makes you relaxed, it’s unharmful but extremely addictive.

I took some purple dust earlier.

purple dust by James_Hamiltxn December 25, 2017

Purple Toothpaste 

noun: a term used for when an individual is so uninhibited from cannabis that he/she mistakes regular toothpaste (usually a light blue) for purple toothpaste

*this can also apply to the sky

adjective: When you see a person so fucked up that you can tell that they are purple toothpasting

Shit, Jennifer is definitely purple toothpaste right now.

Purple Toothpaste by Jreefer October 4, 2008

purple finger 

a purple finger is when your finger is up your ass for so long it goes purple from lack of blood flow. cause your a stupid fucking nigger.

person 1:"bro last night I fell asleep during a Fun activity and got a purple finger"

person 2:" damn bro you can use my finger instead"

purple finger by Thick booiiii February 26, 2020

purple party 

A FUCKING REJECTION PARTY!!! A WAY TO GET RID OF THE PEOPLE YOU HATE!

" Hey bro, whats a purple party?"
" Get the hell out of my life! I never want to see you again!!!!

purple party by DeS-Quay November 14, 2014

Purple Crayon

A name for someone that acts stupid.

"Hannah your such a Purple Crayon!"
"Bradley stop being a Purple Crayon!"

Purple Crayon by Leasw March 3, 2009