Tavak/Jon Ponds

The worst human being you have ever come across, they shower in cooking oil, they beg for helper, and cry when you give nix console access on infinity earth.

I do not want to talk to tavak/jon ponds, they are so annoying!

by Solus_OS January 22, 2022

Dog Hound Pound

The act of a male pounding a dog with his or her strap on.

Man my dog wants to Dog Hound Pound.

by Dogsog February 15, 2022

It's Pounding Time

A Term Used by Sasquatch that consists of trying to pound something ending in either failure or a Mechana-Disaster

This is taking too long. IT'S POUNDING TIME!

by Mechana-Dictionary March 26, 2022

Parking Deck Pounder

When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.

Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.

by Tolonoman February 25, 2023

Take me to pound town

Asking someone to give you a good pounding(fist bump)

Hey man I haven’t seen you in a while, take me to pound town!

by lunarcruiser720 March 21, 2023

Double Quarter Pounder

When you take two quarters and place a quarter on each of your lovers butt cheeks and slam them doggie style. If both coins land on heads, you get your dick sucked. If both coins land on tails, you proceed with anal. If the coins land heads and tails you get to sit on their face. May the odds be in your favor.

You wanna play a game of Double Quarter Pounder?

by Hot Popcorn May 27, 2023

anus beast pounder

Flamethrower burger

I got a serious case of the dabbits from that anus beast pounder!

by Whiskyghost June 27, 2023