Worse than a short well and a straight pipe

When you’re in a terrible situation

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.

by Ttt61 October 08, 2020

pumping the pipes

Smoking a fat blunt

We were outside during the party pumping the pipes.

by Nykimeow July 21, 2021

Wrong-piping

Accidentally using the wrong social media account to utter personal, offensive, or otherwise noticeably off-brand statements.

The wrong pipe may be used either by software glitch or user error (forgetting to switch accounts); the former holds slightly more water with an angry employer.

After wrong-piping about her boozy weekend shenanigans one time too many, Heather was fired from her corporate social media job.

by Wrongpiper December 16, 2011

Slimey Pipe

When it's your turn to have a go at the orgy but you're the last one in and everyone has nutted inside.

Joe: Hey everyone, it's Phil's turn to have a go! He'll be enjoying some 'Slimey Pipe'!

Phil: All I'm hearing is easy entry!

by Bazinga87 February 24, 2023

Lead pipe liam

Someone who will take care of business for you, using his sturdy lead pipe

We have a few obstacles in our way, we better call in lead pipe Liam to take care of the job

by Savage_Moose January 15, 2023

pipe fairy

A discerning young lady who, due to her fondness and/addiction to crack (the pipe), is willing to perform certain acts of personal debasement with a view to obtaining money and/or crack.

You can bend that bitch over and nut in her if you got rock. She’ll probably suck you off for a $20. She’s a total Pipe Fairy.

by Busty Giselle April 08, 2023

Pipe fairy

Sounds very illegal

I used to flip pipe fairys down the block.

by Heheharaha June 03, 2023