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.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.
.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.
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My Name is Craig Tucker

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024
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Your name dosen't describe you shut the fuck up with that shit it's annoying posting it on your Instagram story
OMG that girl is so beautiful who is she?
That's Ally. Nobody Cares About Your name
by 111111crebo November 25, 2021
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[Insert your name here]

oh boy, here we go again
insert your name here is such a hot piece of live wonderfullness, if you see him/her, then you must keep them forever in your child dungeon where he/she will spend the rest of his/her life, imprisoned by you while you gush over them on fucking urban dictionary what the fuck
by Fowlcer May 19, 2021
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(Franchise name) heat

Where children specialize either their own or already-existing characters from a franchise and make them go into “heat mode”.
(Franchise name) heat is pretty much a bunch of horny children.
by nutsacktickler69 June 21, 2023
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