matt mcguffage

broccoli

my uncle grows matt mcguffage

by peter7 February 9, 2023

matt meyers

Ripped,strong,athletic,sexy,hot,has great hair,chick magnet

Girl1:Brooke are you dating Matt Meyers

Girl2: yes
Girl1:you are so lucky

by Fbdyjxtj November 29, 2016

Matt

A creature with absoluetly no brain, yet the fattest ass youve ever seen.

"Damn Matt's stupid as fuck but he's got cake"

by fonkymonke May 5, 2022

matt carter

Perfectly flawed, red headed temper, self sacrificing, oreo, loved beyond measure by someone so imperfect

That's matt carter hes a keeper

by Nykolea August 21, 2020

Uncle Matt

Uncle Matt is a slang term used to refer to someone who is involved in the illegal sale and purchase of marijuana and shoplifting. The phrase "the only thing down low for Uncle Matt" is used to describe the activities that he is involved in. It implies that he is involved in activities that are not socially acceptable and that he is trying to keep them hidden from the public. Shoplifting is a crime and the sale and purchase of marijuana is illegal in most places,

Just been chucking a uncle Matt

by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023

Matt Van Pelt

Matthew thinks he’s the shit and lies to his friends to prove himself.

Matt Van Pelt is such a faggot, holy shit

by Jakob Perry December 30, 2019

Matt

Pathological Liar, Unable To Commit Likes to Hear Himself Talk
Usually A Short Man That Walk Around Thinking He Such A Badass.

Girl 1 Is he lying again
Girl 2 Yes he's pulling A Matt

by Nina313 March 3, 2022