A guy who can not weld and someone who scares the girls away from his bad breath and hair. Also a Matthew Fletcher can never grow a mans mustache.
(girl) Oh did you see that Matthew Fletcher at the club last night?
(girl 2) Oh you mean the one with bad hair and bad breath?
(girl) Yea that one, i see his work, he cant weld for shit. Id rather go bang his friend Will!
(girl2) Yea I agree.....what a dick.
(girl 2) Oh you mean the one with bad hair and bad breath?
(girl) Yea that one, i see his work, he cant weld for shit. Id rather go bang his friend Will!
(girl2) Yea I agree.....what a dick.
by Mr Left March 17, 2015
Get the Matthew Fletchermug. Is a wanker and wanks everyday. he can't cum at all. he has never had a girlfriend before and has a 2 micrometer penis. you should never have Matthew Taylor as a boyfriend he will just wank off all day
by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS March 6, 2022
Get the Matthew Taylormug. by Fshhooked January 25, 2025
Get the lottie matthewsmug. 
An absolute sexyman with a cute smile. He’s got really bad music taste but you can ignore it because he’s just that cool. He can play tom’s diner on the guitar AND the piano, and he’s got really nice warm hands because he doesn’t have anaemia. Sexiest man alive 2021
Girl1: did you see that cute guy at lunch playing sudoku?
Girl2: oh yeah that’s Matthew
Bitches be crazy smh he’s mine
Girl2: oh yeah that’s Matthew
Bitches be crazy smh he’s mine
by dubchaeng9 November 25, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew Crawford is a hottie. Cute mf. But he's a shy guy, introvert even. He loves to play video games and look outside. He wonders about certain events that could've happened in his life if he was more altruistic. But he always prevails through his tough times. He's very intelligent and knows how to handle himself.
Person 1: Hey you know Matthew Crawford?
Person 2: The cutie next store?
Person 1: Yeah! blonde hair and everything. Isn't he so amazing?
Person 2: Yes he is!
Person 2: The cutie next store?
Person 1: Yeah! blonde hair and everything. Isn't he so amazing?
Person 2: Yes he is!
by Gavin 🦔 November 5, 2021
Get the matthew crawfordmug. matthew is sure too give you the best head ever like too the point where u wont be able to cum for years! they are also so hott and sexy😍😍. and loves music and sex
person: “ooo who that damn they sexy”
person: “yoo thats matthew he gave me the best head ever. i couldnt cum for a year! “
person: “yoo thats matthew he gave me the best head ever. i couldnt cum for a year! “
by unicornprincess2089 November 22, 2021
Get the Matthewmug.