less than jake

not okay, unsatisfactory

Person 1: How is life?

Person 2: Less than jake. I have been having a lot of problems lately.

by PterodactylWing January 19, 2012

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King Jake Johnstone

Ruler of all the worthless bums who spend their last penny on cheap alcohol and cigarrettes. Wears shitty crown made of empty beer cans.

Long live King Jake!!!

by The Scuba Instructor April 28, 2005

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A fellow intelectuall. One of top ten smartest humans. He is extremely mature, cool, savage, rich, strong,... a guy to be jealous of. He catched the man who got his foot fungus in the burgers (number 15). His brother is his best friend, Logan Paul. Hired by Emoji Movie, he acted the role of Jailbreak (I was confused at first too).

This is all true (100%)
I am not sarcastic.

"WHAT ARE THOSE?"
"TRADICIJA? JAKE PAUL FOR LIFE"

by CAOZAUVEK March 3, 2018

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Jake Pauler

Someone who supports the social media star Jake Paul

I am a Jake Pauler now

by lllllllll3323l4567898765432345 November 22, 2017

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mini jake paul

Mini version of the youtube jake paul

PERSON: Omg that looks like jake paul!!
PERSON2: But hes smaller than jake paul?!
PERSON: So it must be mini jake paul!!
PERSON2: WOW!!!!
PERSON: WOW!!!!

by ImJakePaul September 13, 2017

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jake t. austin

an actor that currently plays max in a show called wizard of waverly place.
Is currently dating jennifer quiros who will be an extra in the wizards of waverly place movie.

Daisy:"Oh my gosh, did you know Jake T. Austin is dating Jennifer Quiros"

Kristen: "No, but who the hell is that?"

Daisy:"she's an extra in the wizards of waverly place movie!"

Kristen:" oh well than, Lucky Bitch"

by kristengirl March 10, 2009

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