Happens most likely when you're sleeping on a couch and a cat sits in your lap and warms up your crouch. Thus later on when you wake up your cock'n balls are immersed in sweat and have been incubating the foulest bacteria.
I passed out on your couch and your cat gave me Musty Jacobs disease!
I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!
Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.
Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.
She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.
Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.
I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!
Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.
Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.
She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.
Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.
by Custer dude January 7, 2020
Get the Musty Jacobs Diseasemug. by Jacob barlow May 25, 2022
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by hubert marquess November 20, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. A Big Black Consciousness, meaning having deep thoughts and inner-discussions. Also could mean to have their beauty undermined. To be wanted by many people for their stature stature, demeanour and overall overwhelming attractiveness.
by XBeans March 27, 2025
Get the Lyle Jacobsmug. Jacob is the prettiest guy around. He's tall and skinny but in a way it's attractive. He has brown hair and brown eyes. Jacob is kind and friendly, sort of intelligent but he doesnt really show it, he has a very good sense of humour and makes those around him laugh. Jacob is a very quiet and anti-social person though. However he is great in relationships, though he chooses to be in them quiet rarely. If you manage to get in a relationship with him, consider yourself lucky. Cherish him always and don't break up with him, you will miss him once hes gone.
Person A: Hey whose that cute guy over there?
Person B: Oh thats Jacob
Person A: He's so cute, i wonder if he has a girlfriend
Person B: Oh thats Jacob
Person A: He's so cute, i wonder if he has a girlfriend
by anonymous December 5, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. A dude with one leg who will typically attempt to roast you but gets butthurt when you roast him back. Typically makes excuses as to why he can’t work and has to be lazy.
Jacob Monday : You’re a loser with no money
Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.
Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*
Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.
Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*
by The Anon Exposer August 10, 2021
Get the Jacob Mondaymug. A purpose-driven individual guided by faith and fueled by compassion — a Christian whose beliefs are lived, not just spoken, shaping every action with integrity and love.
A passionate TV student with a storyteller’s soul, using the power of media to inform, inspire, and give voice to the unheard.
A Food Poverty Ambassador who refuses to accept injustice as normal, actively fighting for dignity, access, and equity for those society too often overlooks.
Someone who bridges worlds — between faith and action, creativity and advocacy, community and change — proving that real impact starts with heart.
A passionate TV student with a storyteller’s soul, using the power of media to inform, inspire, and give voice to the unheard.
A Food Poverty Ambassador who refuses to accept injustice as normal, actively fighting for dignity, access, and equity for those society too often overlooks.
Someone who bridges worlds — between faith and action, creativity and advocacy, community and change — proving that real impact starts with heart.
by JJKFPACTS June 24, 2025
Get the Jacob Joseph Kennedymug.