head bum

Lisa Buggets

Daymmm Lisa..why be such a head bum for? I HATE YOU! Go work out those thunder thighs of yours..

by chesto dan dan November 22, 2011

Tard-Head

1. Someone with autism that thinks it’s an excuse to act like a dickhead. This actually happens more often than you think, for 2 reasons: it being common to simply not understand much social cues, or because it heavily was (and still is, albeit to a lesser extent) associated with having a lower iq, with 40% of autistic people actually having intellectual disability.

Godlys, you’re a tard-head, man you’re a jackass.

by Godlys June 10, 2023

parade head

Someone with a giant head.

Harvey: Look at that chick on the halftime show interviewing players.

Carl: Yes, she looks like she could be in the Thanksgiving Day parade on a float.
Harvey: Yes, she has a real parade head.

by cut the cards January 18, 2023

Pudding Head

Slang term for a person who is completely addicted to eating pudding, in all of its forms and flavors.

A Pudding Head cannot resist eating copious amounts of pudding, even to the point of pain and digestive harm, due to its seductive “mouthfeel” and therefore, complete and total power over them.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2023

head hypnosis

The feeling you get after receiving head only if the head game is top tier. Having head hypnosis puts you in a state of delirium in which you are irrational, overjoyed and hysterical. This can have drawbacks like a migraine if you do 3 or more rounds when it starts to hurt.

1: "I have a migraine"
2: "Why?"
1: "That bitch gave me head hypnosis"

by justkei17 January 2, 2023

Trout Head

When you can’t shit out the brown trout and just the tip of the turd comes peeking out the asshole. Usually gets cinched off with a pinch or may recess back into the bowel.

I tried to shit but just ended up pinching off a trout head.

I had a trout head going for about ten minutes. It finally pulled back inside. So much for shitting today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Head Milker

Stupid retard faggot that looks ugly

Wow Abby is such a head milker with that purple hair of her's

by BallFartAssDick December 3, 2018