food porn tv

same as "car dealer tv" ie: "broadcast" tv , where the PRIMARY concern is getting your MONEY !!
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !

an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)

i saw an ad for FOOLSLEY'S burgers and started getting 'moist' ! , gotten again by food porn tv !

food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!

ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"

by michael foolsley January 21, 2023

sister food tax

if you have a sister you are intended to have her take some food anytime she sees you or you have food.

“hey do you have food”
“Yes”
“Okay give me some, sister food tax”

by yomama45 February 3, 2023

hermit crab food

Food that's basically for hermit crabs.

I'm feeding the hermit crab some hermit crab food.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Slovak Mexican food

A term usually used in international comparisons of different countries versions of Mexican food as the lowest standard

Damn dude that was some Slovak Mexican food right there I'm gonna puke I think it poisoned me

by Casvačina December 14, 2021

Slovak Mexican Food

When you try something hoping it won't be as bad as you think it'll be and it's so terrible that you'll regret trying it for the rest of your life.

My girlfriend talked me into letting her sounding on me, it was like Slovak Mexican Food. I regret everything in my life that lead to me saying yes.

by Coolguy666 December 14, 2021

Nigerian food fight

Where you get a load of shit roll around in it. Then get some more shit and throw it at each other until your both (or all) a brown sticky mess

Me and Julie just had a Nigerian food fight how riveting

by Ginger man842 April 4, 2022

Fast Food Restaurant

McDonalds- Crappy burgers, good shakes, and amazing fries.
Burger King- Amazing burgers, good shakes, crappy fries.
Wendy’s- Crappy Burgers, Crappy Shakes, Crappy fries

What’s your favorite fast food restaurant

by ESBirdnerd December 5, 2020