emo

A reason for boys to look, act and dress like girls without being called gay

Look at that loser, little emo freak.

by juju1979 October 7, 2008

Emo

To utterly fail in every way and at every thing. To become utterly useless and ultimately fail at life.

Ahahahah Im emo and shit and should be shot!!

by BenniBenassi April 18, 2009

emo

A self-hating waste of life. You just want to cut them yourself because all they do is complain about love they'll never have, (not to mention the friends they could only dream of). Nevermind waiting for them to finally end it all.

They have also ruined the fun of wearing certain clothes and coloring your hair or sneakers(not emo, we've been doing that since we were kids)

"Taking Back Sunday, Senses Fail, and My Chemical Romance falls under the "horrible pop rock" genre, not the emo genre."

(This happens to be intensley false. These bands are called alternative rock. Fucking MTV and superficial whores made this horrible label happen.)

I am such a fucking emo pussie, please slit my throat before I do. :

by Meggyyy December 14, 2008

emo

Any one who doesn't have a crew-cut and can't lift over 20kilos. Also some one, who might be wearing even one item of black/dark clothing, (doesn't matter if it is only shoes or sunglasses) or some one with dark hair (hold on a second your asian so your hair is naturally black?- doesn't matter). Basically something derogatory to call some one who doesn't fit in, in order to ostracize them further. Synonymous with Jew, nigger, faggot, etc.

Hey look at this little emo fag.

by shasta752 August 12, 2009

emo

A bunch of cry baby non-conformists that think the worlds' against them. They care only about the attention they get for being depressed, So I say give them the razor blades and let them end their own fad.
Cry baby bitches

Emo: "did you know if your cut your wrist across you'll only end up in the hospital but if you cut it downward thats a sure way to the morgue." *cries*

by Tyson G July 21, 2008

emo

see, what happened was...
some guy's girlfriend broke his guitar.
so he got irrationally emotional and broke his girlfriend's heart.
6 years ago, mind you.
now he cuts himself because he misses her.
and his guitar.
but he cant afford it because he's too sad to get a job.
so he borrows his friend's dashboard albums to get through the pain.

EMO rant:
whaaaaaa.
my soul is bleeding!
where's my dashboard and my razorblade?
MOOOOMMMM?!!!!

by KellyMarie July 16, 2008

emo blows

1. A synonmyous variation of "emo sucks," which is an indisputable fact because emo is a false musical/fashion genre with absolutely nothing new to offer other than its own bland hodge-poge rip off of other, genuine musical subcultures, false negativity, and pride in looking like all other emo clones.

2. When one sad emo boy sucks the sad, limp penis of another emo clone.

3. A pathetic "girl punch" and/or "sissy slap" thrown at anyone in the vacinity of an emo clone whom is in the midst of a contrived tantrum.

1. I had a mystical vision, wherein the ultimate truth was revealed to me and inscribed in stone it said: "emo blows!"

2. I caught sad Sammy and homo Hank giving each other emo blows under the bleachers at the Sadie Hawkins dance.

3. That emo kid over there just unleased a flurry of emo blows and even though he connected, nobody felt a thing but amused pity.

by Marcus Solomon November 13, 2007