Depressed

Depression is for pussies. If you are depressed you are a pussy.

Hanae: Hi dude, are you alright?
Panda: No, I'm depressed.
Hanae: HAHA pussy.

by hampythehamster July 24, 2018

Post-nutal depression

The existential crisis that occurs after nutting

Friend 1: I just jerked off and now I’m sad
Friend 2: bro I think you’re suffering from post-nutal depression

by ThePropertyBrothers November 3, 2019

depressed

10-year-olds who have no life and say that they are depressed for clout..

HI, I'm like so depressed... like... like... I'm sad. ... like I'm sad so often

by not a 10 year old. April 19, 2021

Depressive Episode

The time it takes you to finish rewatching Bojack Horseman.

Thank god this is the last episode, my depressive Episode, was awfully long this time

by YumYum22 February 13, 2024

Depression

Erin

Erin Mary

feelings of severe despondency and dejection, Physical ills were miserable, but this depression was unbearable.

by Ezza November 8, 2019

Phloz depressed

when you don’t get enough attention at home so you lie about being depressed online so you can get the attention you want; being depressed that someone stream sniped you in a video game

“damn bro, that guy is stream sniping me. imma go on twitter and be phloz depressed”

by hecking fricker May 25, 2020

Diet depression

When you’re sad all the time but not depressed. Like if you’re having a bad week

Yeah I’ve had some diet depression lately

by Cyclopspanda October 2, 2018