Corn

A yellow vegetable that only taste good in the form of bread.

Person A: Are you eating corn on the cob?
Person B: Yes, why?
Person A: Oh *walks away* <what a sick bastard>

by Friedfries August 5, 2021

corn

to be corn

Jimmycat corn, and we claim to not care.

by tlatoani on the tepetl May 20, 2023

cow corn

Dumb hick women who believe everything they're told. Usually a narcissist and think they are a 10 when they are actually a 3 on her best day.

She thought she was peaches and cream but she was really cow corn

by Boomgoo January 24, 2021

The birds and the corn flake

When you shove a corn flake so far up your rectal cavity that it shreds the inside and leads to internal bleeding

Bro 1: Hey bro have you heard of the birds and the corn flake?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?

by Xerts March 14, 2022

sweet corn tree

a very rare tree that is found only in Ocean City, Maryland that in which sweet corn grows on.

What kind of tree is that? Oh its a sweet corn tree!

by sweetcorngirl January 20, 2011

corn boyfriend

When you put corn on your shaft as a makeshift condom. Most commonly seen in Nebraska.

"I can't find any condoms so I'll use my corn boyfriend"

by Claude Ballzz March 18, 2014

corn spaghetti

Putting a soft dick in a shitty ass hole

I’m sorry I didn’t last so long. I had corn spaghetti for the rest of the time.

by Hotmuffin6969 November 15, 2017