Cock fight

The difficult fight a man faces against his cock when a boner is imminent.

Sarah: Your a good friend Joe. I feel so safe and unthreatened with you. (gives him a hug)

Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.

(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)

by rogerthewhale December 6, 2010

cock blocks

Trying to prevent someone from getting a woman/piece of pussy that someone else is trying to get.

I am talking to that blond chick, and that asshole cock blocks me, trying to get her for himself.

by Alabama Atheist August 20, 2006

kash cock

a dude with a big penis or swipe.

oh my gosh did you see that guy he had major kash cock!!!

by toomcuhbootee March 26, 2010

Twin cocked

1. When a person has been penetrated by two males.
2. A term used, normally used in first person shooters, when 2 players on the same team dominate the game.

1. My buddy and I just twin cocked that girl.
2. My buddy and I just twin cocked your entire team!

by lilhoss2130 January 21, 2010

Cock Crumper

When the girl you are having sex with is doing the work on top and once your D*** falls out of her P**** (while you still have a boner) she sits on it and it bends backwards in an uncomfortable position.

Dude I was Screwing your mom last night and it went horrible! She is such a cock crumper!

by Happy A tha Clown October 20, 2009

cock warp

the extreme sensation felt in the penis when receiving a long overdue fellatio( BJ)

Last night, when she gave me head, I cock warped to another dimension

by UrbanChaos December 17, 2009

Karma Cock

When the woman is mad at you and is dry for something you did and it prevents you from staying hard and fucking her.

Kelly was so mad at John for flirting with other woman that when they tried to have sex John ended upwith Karma cock.

by sharage1 April 2, 2011