canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.

Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.

by KimmyGold November 9, 2015

Canadian flag

The National Flag of Canada, though simple with its red and white colours and a single maple leaf, symbolizes pride and strength throughout Canadian history. It also bears a striking resemblance to a clowns face 🤡

Andrew: "I just love the canadian flag! It's a fine design and it symbolizes the greatest country on the planet!"
Matt: "yeah sure, great, but if you see pictures of a creepy red and white clown, such as pennywise and then look at Canada's flag, you wouldn't be able to tell much of a difference eh?"
Andrew: "Get outta here you rude ass american!"

by Zedfboi November 14, 2025

The Canadian Cart

The Shop That Eats Its Competitors For Breakfast.

The shop that's in its own class

Woman 1: "Hey have u guys checked out The Canadian Cart? "
Woman 98: " You mean The Shop Thats been given its competitors a run for their money? Of Course I have!"

by Stranger Danger Son November 23, 2021

Canadian snowplow

The act of love making where the man is wearing just “a-boot”

I was giving Mary the ole Canadian Snowplow when some hosier turned out the lights.

by Thejoeywright April 6, 2020

CANadian HandSHAKE

cunnalingus

She’s from Toronto ya know - gave er tha old Canadian handshake last night

by Supsupsuperman May 3, 2019

Canadian talking

Canadian talking is the act of kissing for a Canadian. Due to the extreme weather in Canada no one wants to waste the energy to verbally communicate, instead they lock lips and thus communicate much more effectively.

Jack said that him and Hanna were “Just talking.” , but Jack is from Canada so that’s why they both have a cold sore. So they were actually Canadian talking.

by Tk6329 April 22, 2022

Canadian Negotiation

The act of getting ripped off in a deal because the person on your side is actively working against you.

We put our elbows up and voted him in, but all we got was got bent over. Carney is a master of Canadian negotiations with Trump.

by TiredabdDismayedCanuck July 31, 2025