Cock fight

The difficult fight a man faces against his cock when a boner is imminent.

Sarah: Your a good friend Joe. I feel so safe and unthreatened with you. (gives him a hug)

Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.

(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)

by rogerthewhale December 6, 2010

cock blocks

Trying to prevent someone from getting a woman/piece of pussy that someone else is trying to get.

I am talking to that blond chick, and that asshole cock blocks me, trying to get her for himself.

by Alabama Atheist August 20, 2006

Cock Wallup

Like the 'Dick Whip'...the smacking, or slapping of an erect or semi-erect cock on someone (usually a female), in a 'take that' kind of way. The most common place is the face and/or mouth, but a cock wallup can be given on any part of the body.

Oh yeah Beeeeoootch...now ya get a Cock Wallup!

by scorpi October 30, 2008

cock-swoggler

1. A filthy person; esp. one that swoggles cocks.
2. One that sucks cock

That bitch smells like a nasty cock-swoggler

by definitiveperson January 24, 2006

cock boarded

When you get force to choke on cock as a torture methods.

Ya I got messed up last night found my self getting cock boarded

by shovel breaker May 27, 2019

Cock Nacho

An often mistaken term for “Cotton Eye Joe”

Person 1: Hey man, can you do the cotton eye joe?
Person 2: Did you just say cock nacho?
Person 1: No, I said cotton eye joe.
Person 2: Ohh, no I can’t.

by AsteroidFox5609 January 30, 2019

Cactus Cock

When you stop your routine of cock grooming, producing a prickly love sausage.

"Damn Eddie O...put that cock on the window sill and water it...you aint getting in me with that cactus cock"

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 13, 2015