Cock fight

The difficult fight a man faces against his cock when a boner is imminent.

Sarah: Your a good friend Joe. I feel so safe and unthreatened with you. (gives him a hug)

Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.

(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)

by rogerthewhale December 6, 2010

cock blocks

Trying to prevent someone from getting a woman/piece of pussy that someone else is trying to get.

I am talking to that blond chick, and that asshole cock blocks me, trying to get her for himself.

by Alabama Atheist August 20, 2006

A joe cock

A cock which has not been shaved since the 18th century and has a forest of hair growing around its stump. Many girls will suck it and they all lie and say that it’s huge when it infact it is the size of a paper clip. A joe cock owner will tend not to shave even if receiving a bj

Girl 1- I sucked a joe cock yesterday

Girl 2- poor you

by A joe cock November 12, 2020

Cock Copter

When a male with a flaccid penis swing his penis around in a helicopter like motion. Thus creating enough centripetal force to take flight.

My dad decided to start cock coptering and took flight. I have never seen him again.

by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019

Kahlua cock

When a man drinks so much Kahlua that he cannot get an erection for the rest of the night.

"There is nothing more pathetic than a man whose procreative functions have been rendered inactive by Kahlua and Kahlua alone.

Man, I shouldn't have drunk all that Kahlua. I got such Kahlua cock now."

by Fish126 April 12, 2009

The Cock Calendar

The calendar for people who can't survive No Nut November

Jump Bones January
Four Finger February
Masturbation March

Anal April

Mating May

Jack off June
Juicy July

Asshole August
Sex September
Oral October
Nut November
Dick December

"Liah it's No Nut November :("
"Not according to The Cock Calendar it isn't ;))"
"Cock calendar?"
"A glorious calendar made by @bri_loves_badgers and @_stonecoldcrazy_ on instagram"

by ClinkClinkBitch November 2, 2019

Half Cock

Unlike what some people may believe, a half cock is the position of the hammer of a firearm when about half retracted and held by the sear so that it cannot be operated by a pull on the trigger.

Person 1: I didnt realize I had it on half cock until I tried to fire.

Person 2: You dumbass, you gotta pay attention to that shit!

by Da Hooman Who'll Kick Your Ass April 20, 2020