battery candy

Jolly Ranchers, as they be shaped like batteries.

Do you like battery candy?

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 30, 2023

Candy

The sweetest most loving person you will ever meet. A candy will brighten up your day no matter what’s going on and they will always be there for you. They are sweeter than their name suggest and their eyes are greener than the largest and most beautiful oak forest. But most importantly a Candy will be the most important person you meet so make sure you never let them go.

Oh look it’s the ever so lovely Candy.

by Drakarotaku88 November 22, 2021

salty candy

Cunnilingus

Salty candy is one of my favorite bedtime treats!

by dbscott November 17, 2021

Cotton Candy Sunset

Receiving a blowjob while laying on beach with your toes buried in the sand.

“Remember that time Dan was getting a cotton candy sunset while his ribeye was cooking over open flame…?”

“May I please have a cotton candy sunset?”

“Do you think while kids are swimming in the ocean I can get a quick cotton candy sunset?”

by Danny Kneecaps September 16, 2022

I hate cotton candy

One of the most effective romantic pickup lines to ever exist.

I told Violet I hate cotton candy and she immediately fell for me

by Kentucky boi July 8, 2022

Vicar Candy

A young boy with an ample amount of curly blonde hair.

"There was the funniest looking kid outside earlier... PRIME Vicar Candy"



"lol"

by Young Sween January 25, 2009

shadow candy fanclub

The coolest fanclub to ever exist

shadow candy fanclub is yes

by totally not mox January 30, 2021