Daddy man candy

A man who loves Mabel very much until he is forced to be a homosexual and touch Mabel in that spot.

Oh would you look at that that’s a daddy man Candy.

by Kslskdjdjhdj7hd April 9, 2022

Cosby Candy

A drunk young hot female that has been abandoned by her friends at a bar leaving her as target to Older less that desirable men.

You left me at Darby's as Cosby Candy for the Oldtimers!

by CountVonfingerbang June 26, 2017

Milky Way Candy

A snickers bar but without the nut

Person 1: Hey want a snickers?
Person 2: Sorry I can't, I have a really bad nut allergy.
Person 1: I have a Milky Way Candy if you want it.
Person 2: Sure, thanks bro!

by somerandom13yearold July 27, 2021

Candie

Candie is as sweet as a candy although though she can turn into a sour candy any second if they hate you, other than that Candie is the best friend you will ever have, they are loyal and wont give a sh$t about anything anyone says.Candie is vert pretty and can steal anyone.

Guy:Who is that?! She be finnee
Girl:Theyre my friend,Candie , theyre fine and as sweet as a candy

by Gayasshoe6699 November 22, 2021

Shoe Candy

What my dog leaves for me to step into when I mow the lawn.

What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.

I was deploying my umbrella, getting off the bus this morning and landed in the freshest pile of shoe candy!

by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023

Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.

"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."

by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015

Candy Shack

Synonymous with 'Trap House'

I need to stop at the candy shack before we go home.

by ashnicolemash August 30, 2021