boner genocide

the act of being so repulsed the thought or ability of getting a boner is impossible.

When two ton Tammy, Tina the talking tummy and her friends started puking and the stench filled the room, boner genocide was had by all.

by Rev. Reid December 7, 2012

mind boner

When you have an intense discussion about a topic and you get a subsequent mind boner. The excitement and arousal of the mind from entering a heated debate that lends to the feeling of wanting more. Mind boners can also be used to mind fuck people in order to inseminate and propagate ideas. (See also mind fuck)

"Dude that talk last night about the unknown universe gave me the sickest mind boner."

"I totally mind fucked my roommate with my mind boner last night."

by Professor INYOHEAD October 10, 2013

boner bonus

(n.) A boner bonus is any normal, everyday situation that will allow you to do something that will result in a definite erection.

Jake: "Dude, my parents are leaving tonight and I'm gonna be home all alone."

Anthony: "Wow, man, you're such a loner."

Jake: "I'm just gonna watch porn all night."

Anthony: "Boner bonus!"

by Námore March 28, 2011

Wicked Boner

A Wicked Boner is when you have a really hard boner and it wont go away.

Dude i just had a Wicked Boner and it sucked...

by sdfhgfdsfsghghj June 26, 2016

filthy boner

A filthy boner is one that, in the course of festivities, has become covered in filth.

Rupert woke up with a boner: one that was covered in cum, poo, vag juice, taco sauce, pubes, and dog slobber.

"Wow," he thought as he looked up to see Cindy's panties hanging from a floor lamp, "that must have been a great party."

"I have a filthy boner!"

by scodder April 25, 2010

Ghost Boner

Still being able to feel the dick that was grinding on you in the club once the song ends.

*wipes off ass*
"Gurl, you got something on your butt?"

"Nah…just trying to wipe off this ghost boner."

by C. Xoxo July 17, 2014

heart boner

When an individual does something nice for you or gives you a compliment.
Usually used with close friends and family. Can be used in all different scenarios.

Friend 1: So I got you some pizza because I know you have been feeling pretty sad lately.
Friend 2: You have given me a heart boner. Thank you!!

by sandyroses June 21, 2018