by yourewaifu July 7, 2018

A fake anime fan is someone who watches anime only because they heard it's popular
-has a profile pic of some character from the '80s(yet can't name the anime it's from)
-watches only the most popular shows(Naruto,Haikyuu,Attack on Titan,Death Note)
-doesn't watch anything too old 'cuz their virgin eyes can't stand older graphics and their tiny brains can't comprehend their plot
-doesn't read manga
-never even heard of light novels
-does dumbass tiktoks where they shake their stupid arms like an autistic hobo pointing at some colorful texts
-watched one episode of a random hentai and think they're cultured
-if you call them out you are *deep breath* toxic ungrateful crayon eater elitist gatekeeper hater with no life who deserves to die
-doesn't accept any criticism of their favourite anime,and will call you the words above if you dare say anything
-"no mom anime is not for kids,see it has titties and big bloody monster,is cartoon for big kidz like me"
-says the most sad and cringe things like "naruto changed me" or "these characters may be fictional but they are real in my heart"
-probably a "emily/blm/acab/eat the rich" type of 14yrs old white girl or one of her simps
-has a profile pic of some character from the '80s(yet can't name the anime it's from)
-watches only the most popular shows(Naruto,Haikyuu,Attack on Titan,Death Note)
-doesn't watch anything too old 'cuz their virgin eyes can't stand older graphics and their tiny brains can't comprehend their plot
-doesn't read manga
-never even heard of light novels
-does dumbass tiktoks where they shake their stupid arms like an autistic hobo pointing at some colorful texts
-watched one episode of a random hentai and think they're cultured
-if you call them out you are *deep breath* toxic ungrateful crayon eater elitist gatekeeper hater with no life who deserves to die
-doesn't accept any criticism of their favourite anime,and will call you the words above if you dare say anything
-"no mom anime is not for kids,see it has titties and big bloody monster,is cartoon for big kidz like me"
-says the most sad and cringe things like "naruto changed me" or "these characters may be fictional but they are real in my heart"
-probably a "emily/blm/acab/eat the rich" type of 14yrs old white girl or one of her simps
-omg i love anime!
What's your favourite anime?
-My hero macadamia nuts!
-Ok...what do you think of the latest chapter?
-i dont like reading manga
-fake anime fan/fake weeb
What's your favourite anime?
-My hero macadamia nuts!
-Ok...what do you think of the latest chapter?
-i dont like reading manga
-fake anime fan/fake weeb
by DumbfuckGenius February 3, 2021

by saltlife227 January 25, 2011

P1: yo dude wanna watch the best anime ever
P2: nah sorry already finished it
P1: ah that's bad
P2: yea, bad for u cuz i'm about to spoil it
P1: wait wu-
P2: nah sorry already finished it
P1: ah that's bad
P2: yea, bad for u cuz i'm about to spoil it
P1: wait wu-
by ev3rynameisinuse July 3, 2022

by Beefdoe on tiktok May 12, 2021

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by Pussyslayer6969420 for anime November 4, 2021

There are two things this could mean, one; you want them (your partner or really close friend) to behave like an animal, or two; it's a part of a song, called 'animal' by Sir Chloe. (imo it's really good,,)
Person 1: make you behave like an animal
Person 2: do it no balls
OR
Person 1: make me behave like an animal!
Person 2: I'm asking nicely, give me what I want!
Person 1: I'm asking politely, give me what I want!!
(They continue to sing the full song together)
Person 2: do it no balls
OR
Person 1: make me behave like an animal!
Person 2: I'm asking nicely, give me what I want!
Person 1: I'm asking politely, give me what I want!!
(They continue to sing the full song together)
by Roi_ May 25, 2023
