alabama

the home land of people that kiss and lick their cousins and spank their asses all the time and interlock toes when they need to.

"im from alabama, and im married to my momma."

"explains alot, haha"

by pppppccczzz February 2, 2024

Alabama Street Lamp

When you cum in your cousins pussy, and then stick a flashlight in her ass to make sure the kids find their way home. (Much like when mom and dad told you to be home before the street lamps came on.)

My cousin wanted a baby, so I waited until dusk and gave her the Alabama Street Lamp.

by Timbo-slyce April 5, 2023

Alabama hamster wheel

When your sister gets stuck in the dryer so you have to help like a good brother

"RUFUS! I better not catch you and your sister portia doin another alabama hamster wheel or so help me god"

by sheeeeeeesssshhhhhhjd April 8, 2023

freaky alabama monkey

two little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off k i s s i n g

freaky alabama monkey is a nigget

by the one and only monkey April 19, 2023

alabama swirly

The act of fucking your sister while dunking her head in the toilet.

Oh, you don’t want to vacation with them. That is, unless you’re into Alabama swirly’s…

by Disarae April 24, 2023

Alabama cough syrup

Filling your throat cum to soothe a sore throat.

Babe, I'm sorry your throat hurts. Let me give you some Alabama cough syrup

by godofwordsand man April 30, 2023

Alabama ass slide

When your Miata buddy pours a semi warm beer down his ass crack and you drink it

Austin got out of his miata and did an Alabama ass slide with his buddy.

by vipeylover May 1, 2023