candy apple

"a smegma covered bell end"
a throbbing, red, sickly cock head, particularly of a wretched nature, covered and/or encrusted with a semi-dry glaze of smegma, in a dipped fashion resembling that of a candy apple

Patcy was wasted so I slipped her a candy apple!

by BeatsByRay May 31, 2016

Candy Spider

A sexual activity in which both partners are on all fours and one partner eats candy out of the others' ass crack, therefore making it appear as though the couple has 8 limbs and one body.

Guy 1: Dude, you have chocolate in your teeth...

Guy 2: Bro, that's not chocolate. I gave this bitch a candy spider last night.

Guy 1: Nice! I've never give one...I'm arachnophobic.

by Lulu Tyler September 3, 2013

Bat Candy

A bat grip for a baseball or softball bat with innovative style.

Matt credits his 17 game hit-streak to his new bat candy.

by VulcanBatGrips August 31, 2018

candy

Since League of Legends extended their ban word list, players had to come up with new insults.
Candy therefore stands for cancer.

Aatorx is a candy champ
(all) get candy (irl) (ingame), shaco

by ratrakone December 4, 2022

Candy cum

Give ur girl a penis baby little wigger

Candy cum

by Rissthecunbaby December 29, 2021

Candy Bimbo

Candy Bimbo is the term given to girls who enjoy the holiday Halloween (October 31st) for the fact that they could dress up “slutty” or as a slut without being judged by others.

This term can only be used to people on the day of Halloween, especially the ones who go door to door knocking for candy by others while dressed up as a Candy Bimbo.

Ricco: Yooo, did you see what Samantha is wearing?
Massimo: Yeah, she’s dressed just like a Candy Bimbo

by SavvySpanishMan October 2, 2021

Columbian Candy

A reference for Cocaine used in a business setting by a douchebag at inappropriate times in order to ruin one's career.

Regretfully, I won't be able to attend your Halloween party due to the lack of required Columbian Candy.

by DirthDirtdiver October 19, 2016