willow dick

When your dick comes into contact with a stank pussy and immediately goes limp and sad like a willow tree.

I hope I don't get willow dick again.

by Shellsnell May 3, 2018

Suck A Dick Day

23rd of January is national suck a dick day.

“It’s national suck a dick day.”

“Damn, cool, i don’t give two shits.”

by DickholeMcjackson January 23, 2023

Dick

What I need right now.

Damn, I’m really craving some dick!

by King 🐕 May 29, 2019

puke dicked

When a girl is throwing up & you go from behind & put it in her ass.

Last night my girlfriend was so hammered that when she bent over to hurl I puke dicked her right in the ass.

by Big P. Bob November 2, 2017

Loaf Dick

When you eat too big of a sandwich and you just can't.

Can't bang, got loaf dick.

by phoehm November 13, 2016

dicking around

messing around while being an asshole

N: your a bitch

R: *cries*
N: sorry. I was just dicking around

by diesel319 February 21, 2015

Rick and Dick

This is when you fuck your significant other, while blasting “Never Gonna Give You Up” so the whole neighbourhood can hear you

“Yo dude, what did you and that club chick do last night!”
“We did the old ‘Rick and Dick’ move
“Oh, that’s what I heard last night”

by Hingleyman26 May 16, 2018