Type A Shit

A shit so hard and big it would rip you in half to excreate

When Bro's pissing me off so I low-key blast by type a shit plug at him

by Cid Kagenou May 18, 2025

Shit Weigher

A shit weigher is a person who gained notoriety through an embarrassing or demeaning act

Hey shit weigher! What's on your IMDB page? Nothing!

by Dabbletron September 29, 2025

blowed shit

(1) An unusual act or series of abnormal actions that a person under the influence of marijuana would perform.
(2) Doing or saying something stupid and/or completely out of the norm, whether it be at the wrong time, wrong place: acting out; inappropriate

Me: Yo, I gotta walk my cat cause he was barking at the broom, but that's only when the squirrels walk to school. So I told the man holding milky notebooks that if my bathroom rejuvenates then I'll have a good amount of super glue in my wallet; all from my giraffe eating the neighbor's lawn chair
Friend: Bro, you on blowed shit, cause none of that made sense

by DrummaKing December 10, 2017

Two shits past a hen fox

You’re fucked!

You’re two shits past a hen fox bro…

by Honeycomb Cheerios January 24, 2024

Shits lit

Signifying something as dope, cool. Can also be used in different forms; shit was lit, shits not lit.

Yeah man, shits lit.

by dizzyanddaffy December 15, 2022

Shit Stick

When your fucking her in the ass and you pull out your dick and its covered in shit.

I was fucking Carol in the ass last night and when I was done my dick looked like a shit stick.

by BigGLizzy69 October 29, 2018

bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.

My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.

by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023