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Hey you, you're finally awake

A phrase used to start a spam call about a cars extended warranty
Hey you, you're finally awake. We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty that is about to expire. Go to our website to extend your cars extended warranty to extended your extended warranty on your car.
by wipeoutninja February 24, 2023
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you finna bounce

by Delantae Woods June 22, 2024
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breathe you in like a vapour

When 5sos said breathe you in like a vapour they meant to give you a big ol sniff
“I want to breathe you in like a vapour
by nightzlikethisluvr March 30, 2022
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i wanted you

its a definition of i liked you but you didn't realize because you are fucking stupid now i don't like you anymore
i wanted you.
by ilovesabrinacarpenter January 22, 2023
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It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
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wam to you

by Juggin August 9, 2022
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