May 1st is the day where you must shit one self profusely, up until the point where your pants are overflowing with shit.
1: Hey are your pants filled with shit too, since its National Shit Yourself Day?
2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there
2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there
by poopiefart123 November 02, 2021
A term used for those who plan on going abroad. Don't always assume that the laws over there will be the same as in your home country, they may be different and you could get caught out. It causes terrible anxiety to get arrested or go through a judicial process in another country so be careful. A good example is if you plan on flying a drone in another country. The laws may be different and the foreigners may get more irate over it than those in your own country.
Person 1: I might fly my drone over Paris when I go.
Person 2: French law may be different, be careful. Don't shit in someone else's toilet!
Person 2: French law may be different, be careful. Don't shit in someone else's toilet!
by LordJenal September 03, 2022
by dawn schuyler joey martin February 21, 2020
A person or people who feed you shit. Shit would be anything other than the truth including negative opinions or obstruction of natural attractive occurrences.
He kept telling me this nonsense about Angela that I knew was untrue. His friends past on the message to substantiate the untruth. When all was said and done it turned out he was nothing but a shit feeder. Feeding everybody shit for his wicked ways.
by 8jacomari8 February 04, 2018
To cut costs UK prisons found that introducing oatmeal for breakfast would reduce the usage of toilet paper by 87%
Prisoners from South London would often call out to their governor, "Guv, I shit an ace innit" and roars of cheers would resonate around the young offenders wing of the prison.
Prisoners from South London would often call out to their governor, "Guv, I shit an ace innit" and roars of cheers would resonate around the young offenders wing of the prison.
by Joe Smiff March 01, 2024
Hym "Joe says that Izzy should have won that fight but he's full of shit because Izzy was doing that Luke Rockhold Shit. He'd switch into southpaw, throw a jab, eat a left hook over and over again. That's exactly how Bisping beat Rockhold. Landed more significant strikes for that reason. The solution to that Luke Rockhold Shit is stepping outside of the lead left (from southpaw) and throwing a hook of your own because in the southpaw matchup the person whose foot is on the outside has the cleaner shot (according to a boxing analyst). Joe know more about fighting than I do but he's wrong and I'm right. And the judges agree with me."
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
You need to take the cap off the water bottle before you can drink the water. ("Well no shit Sherlock").
by js_unknown15 December 30, 2021