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shit and run

the motherfucker who used the stall before me did a shit and run!
by hotsezygirl59949338 January 28, 2020
mugGet the shit and runmug.

shit

when u laugh at ur own joke
jesse:makes a f ton of meth

walter:thats a valley of meth

walter:hahahahahahahhahahahahahah
also walter:shit
by anonymous January 29, 2022
mugGet the shitmug.

GOPiece of Shit

Used to describe the sentiment when members of the GOP say things that make them look like real fuc*tards. E.g.: Michelle Bachman trying to suggest that Obamacare will kill people.
"Michelle Bachman just touted that Obamacare will kill children and seniors... What a GOPiece of Shit"
by Flobie Jim September 27, 2013
mugGet the GOPiece of Shitmug.

KNOW NO SHIT

If someone insults you by saying NO SHIT here is the truth.

Something you should never say to a SHITEATER as shows your blind to true usages.

Super aware that is an impossibility.
Hey don't say NO SHIT to .me because you don't KNOW NO SHIT because you are FULL OF SHIT ass wipe.

Do you realize I got a lot of SHITEATER FRIENDS and by you saying NO NO NO,SHIT as you have no idea that KNOW NO SHIT is what you never mean because you just plain don't know.

Hey guy as NO SHIT as if you KNOW NO SHIT that it is an IMPOOSIBILITY.
by NEE TRANSEXUALITY April 24, 2021
mugGet the KNOW NO SHITmug.

Shit sue

Daisy: Is your dog a shit sue?
Hannah: No, she’s an ewok.
by Norma’s Mom December 20, 2020
mugGet the Shit suemug.

Dominant Shit

When you are on the toilet taking a fat poop and your entire body except for your anus becomes extremely weak, the poop coming out of your anus is absorbing the muscles of your body because you keep pushing it out so hard, and then after taking a dominant shit, you are left there for like 6 minutes with a weakened body just questioning wtf happened.
guy 1: "I'm pooping"
guy 2: "Good for you I guess"
guy 1: "Fuck im taking a dominant shit"
guy 2: "Dude call 911!"
mugGet the Dominant Shitmug.

shit dumper

When someone drops a fucked up project on your plate at work to deal with and then walks away completely - shit dumper.
Danielle dropped this clusterfuck of a project on my plate and walked away unscathed - shit dumper.
by eter123 August 8, 2015
mugGet the shit dumpermug.

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