National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.

Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-

by Dahoodgrill123 November 4, 2021

who you help?

A slang used in Nigeria pidgin English, usually in question form, to give an expression that someone is less important or valuable to than they claim or seem to be. Usually rude.

Boy A: If you keep talking, i will walk away.
Boy B: you can leave if you want, (who you help?)

by Najaboi4life February 5, 2018

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

fucks with you money

definition:When one is a friend and together your indevors are lucrative!!!

Homie 1) You lay down 20,I lay down 20. I'll buy that 40 for 30, you make 10 I make 10....
Homie 2) Fucks with you money!!
A lucrative mutual endeavor...

by Trailer Park Gangsta October 27, 2021

Who are you giving the puppies to?

The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.

Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?

by JizzedOn June 6, 2023

You can’t do tape

Can be used two ways,

1. Meaning someone isn’t photogenic or looks gross/bad in a photo
2. When someone is acting really dumb without knowing they are

1: “hey look at this pic I jus posted”
“Eww”
“What??!”
“You really can’t do tape”
2: your friend is acting stupid, like they forgot how to human

“Rachel!!, fuck! You can’t do tape!”

by You can’t do tape May 29, 2019

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 5, 2025