‘Do you remember how frigid my bitch used to be? Well last night she let me take her up the chocolate factory!’
‘Well, shit in my grandmothers mouth!! What a ho she is!’
‘Well, shit in my grandmothers mouth!! What a ho she is!’
by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024
Get the Shit in my grandmothers mouth mug.Basically every Knesset “meeting” - a misleadingly sardonic euphemism commonly accepted as a ‘culturally-sensitive’ term in reference to what is actually more akin to a jaw-dropping exhibition of at least 7-8 congressional members publicly flexing their muscles at each other like baboons on steroids, while others display more creative performances
(delivering speeches in sing-song manner and in rhyme!) - this show is not only fantastic, it’s probably the only thing in Israel you’ll get for FREE!!!
(delivering speeches in sing-song manner and in rhyme!) - this show is not only fantastic, it’s probably the only thing in Israel you’ll get for FREE!!!
Enrapturing from the first second, a mind-blowing performance of political leaders purportedly voted into office democratically, who shout wildly at each other in a wild chorus of primal screams that escalates and finally concludes in volcanic eruption - wow, what a shit show!!
by Naomichevalier June 23, 2024
Get the Shit show mug.Basically every Knesset “meeting” - a misleadingly sardonic euphemism commonly accepted as a ‘culturally-sensitive’ term in reference to what is actually more akin to a jaw-dropping exhibition of at least 7-8 congressional members publicly flexing their muscles at each other like baboons on steroids, while others display more creative performances
(delivering speeches in sing-song manner and in rhyme!) - this show is not only fantastic, it’s probably the only thing in Israel you’ll get for FREE!!!
(delivering speeches in sing-song manner and in rhyme!) - this show is not only fantastic, it’s probably the only thing in Israel you’ll get for FREE!!!
Enrapturing from the first second, a mind-blowing performance of political leaders purportedly voted into office democratically, who shout wildly at each other in a wild chorus of primal screams that escalates and finally concludes in volcanic eruption - wow, what a shit show!!
by Naomichevalier June 23, 2024
Get the Shit show mug.A shit that comes rocketing out of your ass at mach speed due to the excessive buildup of gas behind it.
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1. Shit: /ʃɪt/ (shɪp)
2. Fuck: /fʌk/ (dʌk)
1. The highest form of insult, surpassing all other forms of derogatory remarks or gestures. It is used to describe
individuals who are considered to be the lowest form of scum or human excrement, exhibiting disgraceful behaviour, extreme stupidity or ignorance.
2. The only legitimate replacement when the word ‘cunt’ just isn’t severe enough.
3. It can also be used to refer to the worst possible situation or circumstances imaginable, indicating a highly unfavourable or distressing state.
1. Shit: /ʃɪt/ (shɪp)
2. Fuck: /fʌk/ (dʌk)
1. The highest form of insult, surpassing all other forms of derogatory remarks or gestures. It is used to describe
individuals who are considered to be the lowest form of scum or human excrement, exhibiting disgraceful behaviour, extreme stupidity or ignorance.
2. The only legitimate replacement when the word ‘cunt’ just isn’t severe enough.
3. It can also be used to refer to the worst possible situation or circumstances imaginable, indicating a highly unfavourable or distressing state.
1. 'After his offensively stupid remarks, the Prime Minister was therefore referred to as a shit-fuck until the end of days.'
2. 'The company's decision to lay off all its employees was a shit-fuck for the entire workforce.'
3. 'This week has just been a complete shit-fuck. Every member of staff was laid off today because the repugnant shit-fucks in government completely shit-fucked the UK economy.'
4. 'The UK Governments approach to politics was an absolute shit-fuck.'
5. 'Nobody knew which way to vote because both Conservative and Labour leaders were complete shit-fucks. The UK
was basically paddling up shit-creek, on a dildo shaped powder keg, with only it's tears for lube.'
2. 'The company's decision to lay off all its employees was a shit-fuck for the entire workforce.'
3. 'This week has just been a complete shit-fuck. Every member of staff was laid off today because the repugnant shit-fucks in government completely shit-fucked the UK economy.'
4. 'The UK Governments approach to politics was an absolute shit-fuck.'
5. 'Nobody knew which way to vote because both Conservative and Labour leaders were complete shit-fucks. The UK
was basically paddling up shit-creek, on a dildo shaped powder keg, with only it's tears for lube.'
by Aceof5pades June 28, 2024
Get the shit-fuck mug.When you are on the toilet taking a fat poop and your entire body except for your anus becomes extremely weak, the poop coming out of your anus is absorbing the muscles of your body because you keep pushing it out so hard, and then after taking a dominant shit, you are left there for like 6 minutes with a weakened body just questioning wtf happened.
guy 1: "I'm pooping"
guy 2: "Good for you I guess"
guy 1: "Fuck im taking a dominant shit"
guy 2: "Dude call 911!"
guy 2: "Good for you I guess"
guy 1: "Fuck im taking a dominant shit"
guy 2: "Dude call 911!"
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