your ancestry incestry

The final comeback against any insult, its so powerful its defies the "no u" comeback of any sort.

"Hey Garry your mom gay"
" Hey Larry ur family tree LGBT"
" Hey Garry your ancestry incestry"

*Garry proceeds to explode into a million pieces and gets sucked into the void dimension with no possibilty of coming back into the human realm after getting destroyed beyond human comprehension*

by malma March 29, 2018

Cool your shoes

Chill the fuck out

Baby cool your shoes.

by Cool your shoes September 19, 2018

national give your lover a ring day

February 18th is the national day to give someone you care about a ring. Preferably one from pandora. Specifically timeless wish tiara ring

“hey did you know it’s national give your lover a ring day?”

by ilikemyman February 17, 2024

National hug your crush day

national hug your crush day on June 7th. make sure to hug your crush!

*hugs crush*
crush: what was that for?
you: it’s national hug your crush day haha
crush: *hugs back*

by hug your crush June 5, 2022

Grind your stump

Male self stimulation. Masturbation.

Hey Harrison, you ever grind your stump?

by Caterpa March 12, 2022

i see forever in your eyes

A saying between an older person who does rowing and a younger person.

It is used between two people who likes each other, for example, “I see forever in your eyes, babe.”

by coco the mango September 9, 2021

Cheat on your gf day

November 2nd is national cheat on your girlfriend day

Have you cheated on your gf yet today? It’s national cheat on your gf day.

by Sjanna November 1, 2021