Love you

The worse version of “I love you” without the “I” the saying is meaningless. Basically like saying you don’t love someone enough to type out the whole phrase too. It hurts my soul when people say this to me. Just put the “I”. Please.

You- “I love you”
Your S/O- “love you too”
You*thinking*- damn that hurt

by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 April 21, 2022

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post a pic of you and your mom

Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!

Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!

by inspiring._.tells December 6, 2021

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We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.

Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

by QuacksO July 9, 2023

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lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.

Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!

by QuacksO July 9, 2018

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