dick turtle

When it's cold outside and your dick becomes very small, like a turtle retracting its head when there's danger outside.
Used as a verb

"Damn! When I took a plunge in that pool and came out, my dick turtled on me and scared the shit outta me!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"

by F-Bomb Thiru July 1, 2017

rae dick

Raquan as a big black cock

Rae dick dick huge. IMG raquan

by jfjdhdfb July 3, 2017

microphalise dick

usually referring to a penis under the size of .3 centimeters when flaccid

get that fucking pube outta my vag.... oh wait THATS YOU microphalise dick

by godzilla cock July 5, 2017

the dick phantom

a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex

James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?

by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii October 31, 2017

speaking dick

The action of making your dick speaking with your hands from the tip. The person who made a dick"speaking'' is called a dickloquist.

Maelle : Wtf are you doing ???
Mitch : I'm speaking to you with my heart.

speaking dick : wee-wee-boo-boo.
Maelle : You're such a dick...

by Synceed November 1, 2017

puke dicked

When a girl is throwing up & you go from behind & put it in her ass.

Last night my girlfriend was so hammered that when she bent over to hurl I puke dicked her right in the ass.

by Big P. Bob November 2, 2017

genie dick

A glass stem used for smoking crack cocaine

Yo been hurting that genie dick hard

by T-money69 November 3, 2017