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you son of a gun!

by chingchinglinglong December 27, 2021
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You

Nope. That's why I use YOU (as an abstraction and in aggregate). I know you're practically a bald cripple so I'll explain it to you. YOU as "an abstraction" means "As an idea that represents someone who thinks what you purport to think" and "in aggregate" YOU" as a part of a group". You follow? Because it's unlikely that you're the only one who thinks what you think. I don't purport to know you at an interpersonal level. That's why I use "You as an abstraction and in aggregate" It's implicit (or impliket as Jordan likes to say) in the explanation.

Bald cripple "I don't care motherfucker"

Hym "I know! I don't care that you don't care! Since you like to remind me of the shit I said: Remember how I said that the age difference between you and your wife is the same as the difference between me and you daughter and that if I'm a pedo than so are you? That's hilarious! They got to be getting up there in age by now, huh? You think their boyfriends are going to do the thing? "I AM HYM!!!!" Right? Did they already do it? Are the hammer clowns going to come for them? I hope not. I would hate for that to happen."

Bald cripple "Now you know how the retard feels."
Hym "No. I don't. Because I didn't fuck Kendra M- Wait... Do you already know who she is? Does everyone? Should I say it? Nah... I won't say it... Heheheheheh... Somebody mentioned something about a contractual obligation to not mention me. It figures Youtube is owned by a woman. Hey, remember when you cried like a bitch after someone made that Nigger-guy compilation? Because you though you were going to loses everything? What do you think is going to happen to you if the half of the country that hates you decides to use this against you? How inextricably linked are we? You should seriously think about doing some of my jokes in your next set. Everybody who does it seems to kill with it and get positive coverage because I'm an objectively better comedian then you and a genius and a quasi-deity. Isn't that wild? That I can just be that must better than you in spite of all you hard work? Rendered completely meaningless. Just like a whore fucking a retard instead of you. All that hard work down the drain... Oh well I guess. Hey, give me a sign when they do the thing I need to make sure my minions are 'on it'. You know? Kay I love you buhbye!"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
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il think about it and get back to you

no
person 1: wanna get coffee tomorrow at 4
person 2: il think about it and get back to you
by skellington May 12, 2023
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OK to meet you

a polite formula used for being introduced to someone
I'm Sheena, OK to meet you
by Debskelly1985 February 27, 2023
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National Bite someone you love day

Biting someone as it to show affection to them.
Me: “bites”
Crush: Ow! Why’d you do that?
Me: it’s national bite someone you love day….
by swv8 November 1, 2023
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YOU FUCKING EYEBROW

Term used by r/namesoundalikes redditors to describe OP When they don't see the funny red circle that Describes a Certain Soundalike...

... Also, isn't that sub filled to the brim with Porn and Hawk Tuah? Why am I writing this?
"OF COURSE YOU HAVE TO PUT THE RED CIRCLE YOU FUCKING EYEBROW"
by TaylorDev_Official January 2, 2025
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Who you blow

The thing that, more often than not, determines whether you get hired or promoted.
It’s not always what you know, but who you blow.
by SiL3Nt J September 17, 2023
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