My Father

A massive piece of shit that will quit literally fuck up your entire life. Not only is he an alcoholic, but he's mentally abusive, too! Wow, what a catch!

My Father ruined my life and is the root cause of my mental issues.

by metabolism April 20, 2023

Shoot my toot

Damn it

Shoot my toot I tripped and broke my nose

by Jesustakethewheel1990123 December 16, 2016

Eat my shorts

A sexual thing if you a girl wants the D right now they may say “oh my god eat my shorts”

Person 1-“wanna fuck”
Person2-“I don’t know”
Person 1-“eat my shorts”

by Kagsldvkabdjd December 18, 2017

My Yellow

Your Yellow is the person that makes you happy, The reason why you are here. Basically your #1

Girl1:my yellow is Alexis
Alexis:awww

by Im Part of Gen Z😎 November 30, 2020

feel my rash

something your teacher might scream at you if you make them angry.

me: i don’t know the answer
teacher: FEEL MY RASH

by jesus’sme👹 November 23, 2021

Burning hate in my soul

When you talk to someone named miguel and you absolutely hate them

Ew is that miguel, i fuck hate him ! He makes me have a burning hate in my soul .

by antimiguel February 1, 2022

tickle my pickle

tickle my pickle

To tickle someone's nuts (the ones in between your legs).

I used to tickle my pickle to Angry Birds. When I was about 13, I loved Angry Birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing Angry Birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big snake and start strangling it, I had never felt so good, I continued to do this daily and NEVER got bored of it, I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

by helloisanyonethere March 6, 2025