Scissor Dick

EMS version of a Ketchup Dick. Rescue Randy. ParaGod.

"Don't worry, the scissor dicks are here to save the day!"
"Joe got ROSC the other day. Now, he won't shut up about it.. He's such a scissor dick"

by grimpin1 March 13, 2018

2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy

John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped

by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018

dick my suck

Dick my suck is an expression ONLY used by the real cool kids (probably millenials)

Millenial: Oy bitch, dick my suck!
Me (in my mind): pls kys

by lucacola March 14, 2018

Tazer dick

Dirty Cops.

That damn tazer dick pulled me over and roughed me up .. fuck that guy!!

by grimpin1 March 16, 2018

Dick

An informal slang term for the male genitals or an insult to a to a person (especially a man) who acts unkind or dastardly. It is also a short-form for "Richard".

1. "I sucked my homie's dick all night long." (no homo)

2. "The bartender was being such a dick last night when he cursed my drunk friend out."

3. "My friend Richard prefers to be called 'Dick'."

by SodQuaff May 11, 2018

dick pack

Garbage grade weed usually sold by scum bags named Tommy who live in rich people neighborhoods who have a cop as their father. This weed will drive you crazy and is completely overpriced.

Sheldon: Should I cop off tommy after school?
Jerome: Hell nah nigga tommy got that dick pack and his dads an opp.

by urban dickshunhairy March 19, 2018

dick thumb

A practical joke picture message posing a penis in place of a thumb during a photograph explaining a thumb injury that has resulted in a seriously swollen thumb.

I got my latest group chat good last night with the dick thumb. I explained that it wasn’t my dick,

by moongorilla March 18, 2018