Shitting

When you take a massize shit

im shitting

by EpicLOLZ1234 February 23, 2020

white people shit

an activity commonly done by caucasion people

skydiving is white people shit.
Ever seen a black person skydive?

by kkjhkjhkjwhitepeopleshitwpsphi October 8, 2024

Fuck The God Damn Shit

The phrase "Fuck The God Damn Shit" is usually used when (#1) some one is doing something and is tired of doing it and gives up. (#2) Or, it can be used when someone is trying to give someone else something and they deny it."

1.) Kaleb: "Jerry, how much longer am I gonna be cleaning this car for? "

Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."

Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"

2.) *on the phone*

Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"

Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."

Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"

Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."

Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and

a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank

account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."

Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."

*the moment of silence*

Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"

Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"

Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"

Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"

by Walkers World April 19, 2022

Shit dick

When you do anal with a girl and you pull out with shit covering your dick

Bro 1- "Yo you here what happened to me last night?"
Bro 2- "Nah what happened?"
Bro 1- "That chick last night gave me shit dick!"
Bro 2- "Whatta bitch!"

by niereht December 23, 2016

Shit mouth

A sex move where you shit in your partner’s mouth

I think I found my new fetish, shit mouthing

by XXX_epicgamern00b69420_XXX February 16, 2020

The Shit That Killed Elvis

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.

by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023

Fish and Shits

When you are finger-blasting both a woman (fish) and a man (shits) simultaneously

Had a great Toby Carvery with Mark and Angela, and then took them both home for Fish and Shits

by Novy3946 August 30, 2025