Piece of Shit

Writing paper material flushed down the toilet causing drain pipe pluggage

Homeowner:
My toilet won't flush. I think there is a blockage. Please clear the pipe.

Plumber:
The drain pipe is cleared. We found written documents that caused the blockage. Who in their right mind tries to flush paperwork down a toilet?

Homeowner:

A Piece of Shit

by ND86MBW February 18, 2022

Shit a brick

When you take your first shit after anal sex

Tom said we should have anal. Imagine the first shit after, I would literally shit a brick.

by Milf33 May 5, 2025

little shit

A term heard in parts of Idaho & Utah sometimes, particularly when mildly disappointeed with someone's conduct. It too is used as an expression of endearment.

( I haven't figured that one out yet. ) 😂

"You LITTLE SHIT get over hear and give me a hug. I haven't seen you in FOREVER."😂 ( Actually heard this....)

by I heard it on the street. February 18, 2021

Pack a shit

NZ slang for throw a wobbly, pack a sad; however not as common.

Don't do that, he'll pack a shit.
Joe's broken his phone, and now he's packed a shit.

by ckulsen January 9, 2020

Shit Ripper

Someone who is in the business of ripping shits, or perhaps tearing turds.

Daniel was a hard-worker, one of the greatest shit rippers money could hire.

by Bungle0 August 24, 2022

Whack-A-Mole Shit Show

Adjective, Noun or Adverb:
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.

After multiple quarters were sunk into the game, Kat realized she could catch but not harm the Whack-A-Mole. She walked away shaking her head and rubbing her face, acknowledging the exhaustive power of the Shit Show. Curse you, Whack-A-Mole Shit Show!!!"

by JustAHappyCamper January 12, 2021

Shit

Fuck

Shit

by Stonkle September 23, 2021