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Your mom

Your mom is a joke, a joke that lots of kids/teenagers jokes about.But sometimes gets out of hands.
Hey jimmy” “yeah what” “Your mom is so fat that she struggled to give birth to you😂” “...” “?” “So you have chosen death.”
by Bunlikesboba December 14, 2022
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your mom

your mom : is nut chopp at yo poppas manggoes onne elbow's schullalies battery assault pumping iron horse-maiden
your mom : is kinda cute
your mom : is my ex-teacher
your mom : is my ex-dad (what?)
your mom : is my sweet every teen in my age (what again?)
your mom : is my soul by my old bro says (why?)
your mom : is my soul too know why ? (Teen spirit Baby) $ WH@T?
by ChachaSaur2023 June 15, 2023
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Strangle your asshole

strangling someone's asshole mean squeezing the hell out of someone's ass
when we get home tonight im gonna strangle your asshole
by StrangeSalt November 5, 2024
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your mom

I like the way your mom was laying on her bed
by 1/;ss September 23, 2023
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Carve your pumpkin

Fucking someone’s girl so much that their vagina literally looks like it’s been carved.
by Doseofshadi October 22, 2017
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Polishing Your Pitchfork

Preemptively refining critique of a work or viewpoint to its best possible form.
"On Ghostbusters Reboot"

Before polishing your pitchfork> why the hell do they push women and "girl power" so much in this movie? That's not what this series is about!

After polishing your pitchfork -> the women in this movie are being used as shallow marketing ploys, not as new and unique characters. That's what we want in this movie.
by ergonomics January 14, 2020
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The worst type of pain. If someone tells you that they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they most likely want you to die. You are highly recommended to stay away from people who have ever said that to you, or anyone you know.
Arvin: I hope you hit your ankle on a scooter!
Mikael: *runs away, moves to another country*
by Neo1313 November 11, 2019
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